Yorkshire Ipsum
If in doubt-do nowt!
Aye up lass. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.
Do I 'eckers like, I'll do it missen Tha meks a better door than a winder. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Ee bye ecky thump! I'll do it missen Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Do I 'eckers like, Yer flummoxed. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Put wood inth 'ole, If in doubt-do nowt! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. If in doubt-do nowt! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye!
Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Do I 'eckers like, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Aye up lass. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Aye up lass. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Put wood inth 'ole, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I'll do it missen Do I 'eckers like, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ee bye ecky thump! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Put it on t'table Yer flummoxed. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Put wood inth 'ole, I'll do it missen.
Just nipping t' lavvy. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Do I 'eckers like, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! You're in luck m'boy! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Do I 'eckers like, Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Put it on t'table If in doubt-do nowt! Put wood inth 'ole, Aye up lass. Just nipping t' lavvy. Put wood inth 'ole, Do I 'eckers like, If in doubt-do nowt! Do I 'eckers like, You're in luck m'boy! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Were ya born in a barn, lad? He's a wrong'un like, Just nipping t' lavvy. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. He's a wrong'un like, Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I'll do it missen.
Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Yer flummoxed. Yer flummoxed. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Put it on t'table Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. He's a wrong'un like, Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Put wood inth 'ole, Were ya born in a barn, lad? Were ya born in a barn, lad? Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Do I 'eckers like, 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery.