Yorkshire Ipsum
Tha meks a better door than a winder
If in doubt-do nowt! If in doubt-do nowt! You're in luck m'boy! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. If in doubt-do nowt! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! He's a wrong'un like, 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. He's a wrong'un like, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Aye up lass. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Put wood inth 'ole, Tha meks a better door than a winder. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Ee bye ecky thump! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Just nipping t' lavvy.
By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up lass. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Put it on t'table Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Fair t' middlin, this is. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye!
I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! If in doubt-do nowt! Put wood inth 'ole, Fair t' middlin, this is. Tha meks a better door than a winder. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. If in doubt-do nowt! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Ee bye ecky thump! I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye!
'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. If in doubt-do nowt! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass.
I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Put it on t'table Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. You're in luck m'boy! Put wood inth 'ole, If in doubt-do nowt! How do? Eeh by gum, How do? Eeh by gum.