Yorkshire Ipsum
'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like
Tha meks a better door than a winder. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. He's a wrong'un like, Yer flummoxed. Put it on t'table Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. If in doubt-do nowt! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Were ya born in a barn, lad? 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Just nipping t' lavvy. How do? Eeh by gum, Ee bye ecky thump! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Do I 'eckers like, Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery.
Were ya born in a barn, lad? How do? Eeh by gum, I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Yer flummoxed. Just nipping t' lavvy. Put wood inth 'ole.
Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I'll do it missen Put wood inth 'ole, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad!
Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. You're in luck m'boy! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Were ya born in a barn, lad? Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Put it on t'table Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Were ya born in a barn, lad? 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! You're in luck m'boy! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. You're in luck m'boy! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. He's a wrong'un like, Yer flummoxed. Fair t' middlin, this is. How do? Eeh by gum, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler.
Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Yer flummoxed. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. How do? Eeh by gum, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth.