Yorkshire Ipsum

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Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass!

I'll do it missen Were ya born in a barn, lad? Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Put it on t'table Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. How do? Eeh by gum, Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye!

He's a wrong'un like, Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. How do? Eeh by gum, I'll do it missen Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet.

I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Put wood inth 'ole, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Yer flummoxed. Aye up lass.

You're in luck m'boy! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Put wood inth 'ole, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning!

Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Do I 'eckers like, Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. He's a wrong'un like, Put it on t'table Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Were ya born in a barn, lad? You're in luck m'boy!