Yorkshire Ipsum
Yer flummoxed
He's a wrong'un like, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Ee bye ecky thump! 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'.
By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! How do? Eeh by gum, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Aye up lass. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye!
Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! You're in luck m'boy! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Put it on t'table By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Do I 'eckers like, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Put it on t'table Just nipping t' lavvy. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. I'll do it missen Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. How do? Eeh by gum, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Do I 'eckers like, Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Put it on t'table You're in luck m'boy! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs!
Put wood inth 'ole, Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. I'll do it missen He's a wrong'un like, By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Put wood inth 'ole, I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Yer flummoxed. Do I 'eckers like, Yer flummoxed. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Put wood inth 'ole, Yer flummoxed. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery.
Fair t' middlin, this is. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. If in doubt-do nowt! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. If in doubt-do nowt! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Yer flummoxed. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Yer flummoxed. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Put it on t'table Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Put wood inth 'ole, Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. If in doubt-do nowt! Put it on t'table Put wood inth 'ole, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. How do? Eeh by gum.