Yorkshire Ipsum
Just nipping t' lavvy
If in doubt-do nowt! If in doubt-do nowt! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Aye up lass. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Do I 'eckers like.
Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Were ya born in a barn, lad? You're in luck m'boy! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Yer flummoxed. How do? Eeh by gum, He's a wrong'un like, Do I 'eckers like, I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Aye up lass. Just nipping t' lavvy.
Aye up lass. Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Do I 'eckers like, I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Put wood inth 'ole, He's a wrong'un like, Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Were ya born in a barn, lad? You're in luck m'boy! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does.
Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Put wood inth 'ole, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. If in doubt-do nowt! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye up lass. Just nipping t' lavvy. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Yer flummoxed.
'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. If in doubt-do nowt! Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. He's a wrong'un like, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Put wood inth 'ole, Put it on t'table How do? Eeh by gum.