Yorkshire Ipsum
Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt
I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Put wood inth 'ole, Theers nowt s'queer as folk. 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Put wood inth 'ole, He's a wrong'un like, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass!
Put wood inth 'ole, 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Fair t' middlin, this is. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Tha meks a better door than a winder. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Theers nowt s'queer as folk.
Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! I'll do it missen Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Aye up lass. How do? Eeh by gum, Just nipping t' lavvy. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Put it on t'table I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'. Put wood inth 'ole.
I'll do it missen How do? Eeh by gum, Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Put it on t'table Do I 'eckers like, If in doubt-do nowt!
Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Tha's getten tha'self in a pickle there lass. Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. If in doubt-do nowt! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! You're in luck m'boy! Ee bye ecky thump! Fair t' middlin, this is. Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Put wood inth 'ole, Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Yer flummoxed. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Yer flummoxed. If in doubt-do nowt! Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. Ee bye ecky thump! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Were ya born in a barn, lad?