Yorkshire Ipsum
Were ya born in a barn, lad?
Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. You're in luck m'boy! I allus wash behind mi lugholes. Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. If in doubt-do nowt! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Just nipping t' lavvy. 'i couldn't organise a p*** up in a brewery. If in doubt-do nowt! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Put it on t'table Yer flummoxed. Were ya born in a barn, lad? Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Yer couldn't organise a set of fat bobbies. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth.
He's a wrong'un like, Were ya born in a barn, lad? Were ya born in a barn, lad? Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. Theers nowt s'queer as folk. Were ya born in a barn, lad? If in doubt-do nowt! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Do I 'eckers like, Tha meks a better door than a winder. Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Do I 'eckers like, Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Put it on t'table He's a wrong'un like, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Do I 'eckers like, Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! Put it on t'table Now then, as it 'appens it's o'er yonder! Ee bye ecky thump! 'am as 'appy as a pig in muck, like. Fair t' middlin, this is. Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt.
Are'y reet? Dafteth Apeth. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Wash tha' mouth out, tha's goin' doolally. Yer flummoxed. Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I'm off down't road, I'm flaggin'.
Am proper knackered, aye I am that is I say. Put it on t'table Off f'r a sup down t'pub, to'neet. I allus wash behind mi lugholes. By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! Now then, do as thy says, not as thy does. Aye, 'is as daft as a brush, lad! Oh aye! Owt goin' on today lad, bes' be goin' yam. Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt.
Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. If in doubt-do nowt! Fair t' middlin, this is. Tha meks a better door than a winder. I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! If in doubt-do nowt! Tha meks a better door than a winder. Were ya born in a barn, lad? I've got nowt to do today, I need summat to do. Oh aye! How do? Eeh by gum, Ee, stop yer faffing about, lass! Put it on t'table You're in luck m'boy! Tha's better bi careful, lass - yer on a Scarborough warning! By eckers, well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs! I'll do it missen Aye up, she's a reight bobby dazzler.