Golf Ipsum

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Chip in

Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a big slice And lose your mind, Taking a practise swing, Condor Out of anger 3-iron comes out, Score a birdie Spoon At Augusta National Carrying your clubs You need more lessons! Pulled to the left Score a bogey Splash shot Begin the front nine holes, Chip and run Top your tee shot.

That's a big slice And good luck! Gary Player Spoon Niblick Gary Player Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phoenix Out of anger.

And good luck! To distract your opponent That's a floater. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Pitch and run Condor Get thrown off the course Swear at the Captain and get banned. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. At Augusta National For getting banned from the course. Feeling happy now, Brassie While heckling your opponent, Condor And lose your mind, Start your backswing, take it slow. Pulled to the left Score a bogey Start your backswing, take it slow. Use your Lob Wedge Visit the golf range, Chip in Lose your putter, forced to go home.

Score a bogey And your caddie gets cross. Fried egg Chip and run You need more lessons! For packing in golf Get a new Sand Iron Take a mulligan, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Brassie For getting banned from the course. Condor Lose your putter, forced to go home. And good luck! Out of anger Pitch and run A controlled draw Rub of the green.

Swing quickly, Good rhythm Time to buy some new clubs You deserve a mulligan. Pulled to the left Get a new Sand Iron Jigger Start your backswing, take it slow. Fried egg Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And snap your club in half. Score an albatross.