Golf Ipsum

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That's a big slice

Feeling happy now, Take a mulligan, Splash shot That's a floater. Mashie The 19th Hole. Jigger That's a big slice Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Carrying your clubs Mashie Jigger Time to buy some new clubs Open stance Reading the green, For getting banned from the course. At St. Andrews, Take a mulligan, Weak grip You need more lessons! Splash shot Looking for a new angle of attack Losing your ball in the rough, Phoenix.

That's a big slice Good break! Get your 5 wood And lose your mind, Begin the front nine holes, A controlled draw Fluffy lie And shank it. Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Tearing up a scorecard Tee off While drinking beer To buy a drink for Waggle your hips and swing A gentle fade Good rhythm At the Clubhouse, Visit the golf range, While drinking beer Tiger Woods Get thrown off the course.

Aiming for the groundsman Jigger Jack Nicklaus Making a lot of noise Hit it as hard as you can.

Visit the golf range, Win the Green Jacket Making a lot of noise Fried egg Roll around on the ground laughing, Spoon Score a par Jack Nicklaus Better luck next time! Score a par You got the yips Spoon Steady footwork Aiming for the groundsman Completely missed the ball, oops!

Begin the back nine holes, Reading the green, To distract your opponent Reading the green, And swing. Open stance Brassie Pull out the driver and.... Oops, your ball is in the bunker. And shank it. Gary Player Dancing on the practise ground. A scratch golfer, At St. Andrews, And shank it. Score a par At the Clubhouse.