Golf Ipsum

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Mind where the divot lands! Start your backswing, take it slow. "Get in the hole!" Pull out your 3-wood and.... Using your putter to plumb-bob, Waggle your hips and swing Cleek Begin the back nine holes, Open stance Pretend nothing just happened and smile. And lose your mind, Tearing up a scorecard Hit it as hard as you can Get a new Sand Iron Carrying your clubs And shank it. Pitch and run Lose your putter, forced to go home. Losing your ball in the rough, Cheating on the next hole Fluffy lie Texas Wedge To buy a drink for Get thrown off the course Losing your ball in the rough, A scratch golfer, 3-iron comes out, At the Clubhouse, Cleek.

Losing your ball in the rough, A scratch golfer, Score an eagle Run down the fairway shouting For getting banned from the course. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Aiming for the groundsman Pushed to the right Thinking your at Sunningdale Tiger Woods Hit it as hard as you can Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Score a double bogey Pulled to the left While drinking beer Run down the fairway shouting While drinking beer Out of anger Get a new Sand Iron Phoenix For packing in golf Visit the golf range, Weak grip That's a gimme. Arnold Palmer Top your tee shot.

Get a new Sand Iron Good rhythm That's a big slice That's a gimme. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Chip and run Carrying your clubs Rub of the green Aiming for the groundsman At the Clubhouse, You deserve a mulligan. For packing in golf Jigger A controlled draw Brassie.

Tee off At Augusta National Get your 5 wood Cheating on the next hole Steady footwork Pull out the driver and.... Run down the fairway shouting Begin the back nine holes, Gary Player.

Out of anger Tee off A gentle fade Pushed to the right Pushed to the right "Get in the hole!" Pitching Wedge Dancing on the practise ground. Start your backswing, take it slow. For packing in golf.