Golf Ipsum
That's a gimme
You deserve a mulligan. A gentle fade Mashie To distract your opponent Good break! Tee off Cheating on the next hole Texas Wedge Hole in One! Condor Use your Lob Wedge Good break! Thinking your at Sunningdale While drinking beer Duck hook! Get a new Sand Iron Win the Green Jacket Swing quickly, For packing in golf And lose your mind, And lose your mind.
You need more lessons! For getting banned from the course. At the Clubhouse, Better luck next time! Out of frustration Pull out your 3-wood and.... Mashie While heckling your opponent, Get a new Sand Iron Chip in For getting banned from the course. Jigger Condor Brassie Start your backswing, take it slow. And lose your mind, For getting banned from the course. Taking a practise swing, That's a big slice Act your age and not like a pro. Chip and run.
Score an eagle Score a bogey Mashie Mind where the divot lands! At St. Andrews, Rub of the green Pull out the driver and.... To distract your opponent Begin the back nine holes, Struck by lightning Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Better luck next time! Open stance Struck by lightning Score an albatross Pushed to the right Losing your ball in the rough.
Your ball hits the Captain, Tearing up a scorecard Run down the fairway shouting A gentle fade Weak grip Begin the back nine holes, Visit the golf range, While heckling your opponent, Pushed to the right Condor Good break! Hit it as hard as you can Get thrown off the course Splash shot Better luck next time! Phil Mickelson And lose your mind, At Augusta National Aiming for the groundsman Steady footwork At St. Andrews, Brassie Tiger Woods Chip in Struck by lightning Hit it as hard as you can Mashie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! You skied it!
Duck hook! To buy a drink for Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a bogey Pull out the driver and.... At the Clubhouse, Tee off You skied it! That's a floater. Long irons Jack Nicklaus Condor Get a new Sand Iron Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Mind where the divot lands! Mashie Condor Carrying your clubs And shank it. Mind where the divot lands! Completely missed the ball, oops! Score a birdie Looking for a new angle of attack Out of anger.