Golf Ipsum

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That's a floater

Start your backswing, take it slow. Spoon Aiming for the groundsman Cheating on the next hole Arnold Palmer.

Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Spoon Better luck next time! And lose your mind, Pull out the driver and.... Begin the back nine holes, Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Run down the fairway shouting And getting annoyed A gentle fade "Get in the hole!" Phil Mickelson You need more lessons! Rub of the green Start your backswing, take it slow. And your caddie gets cross. Tee off While drinking beer Pull out the driver and.... Waggle your hips and swing Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Completely missed the ball, oops!

And snap your club in half. Score an albatross Score a bogey Better luck next time! Walking over the putting green. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Hole in One! Roll around on the ground laughing, Start your backswing, take it slow. Get a new Sand Iron Making a lot of noise And shank it. You skied it! Long irons Phoenix Splash shot Phoenix Swing quickly, At Augusta National For getting banned from the course. Score an albatross Completely missed the ball, oops!

Feeling happy now, Mashie Tiger Woods Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And lose your mind, That's a big hook Visit the golf range, For getting banned from the course. Pitch and run Score a bogey Aiming for the groundsman Score an eagle Thinking your at Sunningdale You skied it! Shouting Fore as loud as you can. And getting annoyed Shouting Fore as loud as you can. You got the yips Use your Lob Wedge Act your age and not like a pro. Fried egg Good rhythm Struck by lightning Walking over the putting green.

Arnold Palmer Out of frustration Roll around on the ground laughing, Begin the back nine holes, Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a big hook Waggle your hips and swing Jack Nicklaus Score a birdie.