Golf Ipsum

Your ball hits the Captain

Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Taking a practise swing, Win the Green Jacket Pretend nothing just happened and smile. For getting banned from the course. Tee off A scratch golfer, Act your age and not like a pro. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Long irons Time to buy some new clubs Get thrown off the course Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Jack Nicklaus Out of frustration Better luck next time! Pulled to the left Ostrich Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Walking over the putting green. Win the Green Jacket Weak grip Pull out your 3-wood and.... For packing in golf.

Tom Watson Time to buy some new clubs Score a bogey Ostrich Hit it as hard as you can Ostrich Hit it as hard as you can Score a double bogey Fluffy lie Looking for a new angle of attack Start your backswing, take it slow. Swear at the Captain and get banned. Act your age and not like a pro. Spoon Chip and run Take a mulligan, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Act your age and not like a pro. For getting banned from the course.

Out of frustration Act your age and not like a pro. Arnold Palmer Cheating on the next hole Open stance Score an eagle And swing. Feeling happy now, Taking a practise swing, Take a mulligan, Making a lot of noise At St. Andrews.

And good luck! Cheating on the next hole Pulled to the left "Get in the hole!" Tearing up a scorecard For getting banned from the course. Good rhythm Ben Hogan Out of anger.

While drinking beer Chip in Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, That's a big hook Begin the back nine holes, Tom Watson Weak grip Pitching Wedge Better luck next time! And lose your mind, Long irons Get thrown off the course Phil Mickelson A controlled draw Tearing up a scorecard.