Golf Ipsum

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Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste

Taking a practise swing, And snap your club in half. At St. Andrews, Pull out the driver and.... Cleek Waggle your hips and swing Out of anger You need more lessons! Using your putter to plumb-bob, Phoenix A gentle fade Top your tee shot, Making a lot of noise Tiger Woods Time to buy some new clubs For packing in golf Phoenix.

Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Tom Watson Short irons That's a big slice For getting banned from the course. That's a floater. Spoon Win the Green Jacket Completely missed the ball, oops! Jigger Top your tee shot, Rub of the green Tee off Tee off Good break! Jigger Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Thinking your at Sunningdale Walking over the putting green. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At Augusta National Splash shot Jack Nicklaus Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Phoenix Thinking your at Sunningdale Looking for a new angle of attack Weak grip.

And getting annoyed Thinking your at Sunningdale Out of anger Mashie That's a gimme. Thinking your at Sunningdale Carrying your clubs For packing in golf Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Roll around on the ground laughing, Brassie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Score an albatross Brassie While heckling your opponent, Chip and run Pushed to the right And snap your club in half. Walking over the putting green. Chip in Get a new Sand Iron Brassie "Get in the hole!".

Phoenix Score a double bogey Get thrown off the course Fluffy lie Get your 5 wood Looking for a new angle of attack Top your tee shot, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Brassie Mashie Rub of the green Tom Watson 3-iron comes out, Begin the front nine holes, Get a new Sand Iron.

Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Good break! Waggle your hips and swing Looking for a new angle of attack Time to buy some new clubs For getting banned from the course. Out of anger Act your age and not like a pro.