Golf Ipsum

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Reading the green

Run down the fairway shouting Pretend nothing just happened and smile. At the Clubhouse, Pull out your 3-wood and.... Thinking your at Sunningdale Feeling happy now, Steady footwork Phoenix Fluffy lie And lose your mind.

Roll around on the ground laughing, Walking over the putting green. And shank it. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Win the Green Jacket Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Jigger "Get in the hole!" And shank it. You need more lessons! Start your backswing, take it slow. Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Waggle your hips and swing Run down the fairway shouting Score a bogey Get thrown off the course Your ball hits the Captain, Rub of the green Cleek Begin the back nine holes, For getting banned from the course. And good luck! Start your backswing, take it slow. You deserve a mulligan. Reading the green, Your ball hits the Captain, Jigger.

Score a bogey Out of frustration Gary Player Carrying your clubs Act your age and not like a pro. That's a big hook Gary Player Gary Player Act your age and not like a pro. Pull out your 3-wood and.... Better luck next time! Run down the fairway shouting Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Completely missed the ball, oops! Texas Wedge.

And shank it. 3-iron comes out, That's a gimme. Long irons Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Top your tee shot, Better luck next time! Fried egg Pulled to the left Ostrich Score a double bogey Pushed to the right Taking a practise swing, Hit it as hard as you can Chip in Taking a practise swing, A gentle fade Long irons Get your 5 wood Jigger Looking for a new angle of attack And snap your club in half. Fried egg Losing your ball in the rough, For getting banned from the course. Begin the back nine holes.

Ostrich Using your putter to plumb-bob, That's a gimme. Waggle your hips and swing Get a new Sand Iron You need more lessons! Score an albatross Walking over the putting green.