Golf Ipsum

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Short irons

Jigger At St. Andrews, Completely missed the ball, oops! And getting annoyed Begin the back nine holes, Get a new Sand Iron Mind where the divot lands! And shank it. You got the yips Hole in One! Feeling happy now, Open stance That's a floater. Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Open stance Mashie Dancing on the practise ground. Arnold Palmer You got the yips That's a floater. Reading the green, For packing in golf And swing. Ostrich 3-iron comes out, Making a lot of noise 3-iron comes out, Out of frustration.

Open clubface Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Good break! Gary Player To distract your opponent Completely missed the ball, oops! Out of frustration Pulled to the left Pulled to the left Reading the green, Ben Hogan Gary Player Open clubface Walking over the putting green. Score an eagle Top your tee shot, Score an eagle Condor Making a lot of noise Fluffy lie That's a floater. Using your putter to plumb-bob, Jack Nicklaus Good break! A controlled draw Spoon Pushed to the right Taking a practise swing.

Hit it as hard as you can Jigger Fluffy lie Jigger Pitching Wedge Arnold Palmer Open clubface Mind where the divot lands! Carrying your clubs Plugged lie in the bunker "Get in the hole!" While heckling your opponent, 3-iron comes out, Good break! And good luck! Feeling happy now, Ben Hogan You skied it! You deserve a mulligan. Phoenix Cleek Pushed to the right Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Short irons.

And good luck! Pushed to the right Spoon Your ball hits the Captain, Open clubface.

Losing your ball in the rough, Walking over the putting green. Gary Player While drinking beer And swing. Aiming for the groundsman Good rhythm Better luck next time! Score a birdie Top your tee shot, To buy a drink for Tearing up a scorecard Score an albatross Making a lot of noise Phoenix Win the Green Jacket Niblick Start your backswing, take it slow. You skied it! You skied it! Hole in One! Condor Gary Player Fried egg And snap your club in half. Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a big hook And shank it.