Golf Ipsum

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You deserve a mulligan

Pull out your 3-wood and.... And lose your mind, Mind where the divot lands! Hit it as hard as you can Using your putter to plumb-bob, Dancing on the practise ground. Jigger Weak grip Aiming for the groundsman Phoenix Good rhythm For packing in golf Chip in Looking for a new angle of attack You need more lessons! Get a new Sand Iron A gentle fade Get your 5 wood You got the yips While drinking beer.

Steady footwork Time to buy some new clubs Out of anger Aiming for the groundsman And shank it. And shank it. Tearing up a scorecard That's a floater. Score a birdie Jack Nicklaus The 19th Hole. Begin the back nine holes, Struck by lightning You deserve a mulligan. Score a bogey At Augusta National.

Tiger Woods That's a big slice Walking over the putting green. Short irons Tom Watson Open clubface Walking over the putting green. Carrying your clubs At the Clubhouse, Pull out the driver and.... 3-iron comes out, Steady footwork Long irons Cheating on the next hole At St. Andrews, And lose your mind, Making a lot of noise Long irons Mashie Score a double bogey A controlled draw.

You deserve a mulligan. Hole in One! Making a lot of noise Good rhythm Win the Green Jacket.

Good rhythm Your ball hits the Captain, Jack Nicklaus And swing. Tearing up a scorecard You deserve a mulligan. Pitching Wedge Tearing up a scorecard.