Golf Ipsum

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Pitch and run And getting annoyed Short irons For getting banned from the course. While drinking beer Begin the front nine holes, Fried egg Fluffy lie Ben Hogan To distract your opponent Gary Player Duck hook! Swear at the Captain and get banned. Niblick You skied it! Waggle your hips and swing Cheating on the next hole You deserve a mulligan. A scratch golfer, Take a mulligan, Texas Wedge While heckling your opponent, Get a new Sand Iron Ben Hogan Tiger Woods.

Swing quickly, Out of frustration A gentle fade And getting annoyed You got the yips Fluffy lie To buy a drink for Get thrown off the course Cleek For getting banned from the course. Pitching Wedge "Get in the hole!" Ostrich Tiger Woods Cheating on the next hole Tearing up a scorecard For packing in golf While drinking beer Time to buy some new clubs Pull out your 3-wood and.... Open stance.

For packing in golf Taking a practise swing, Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Time to buy some new clubs Gary Player Pull out your 3-wood and.... Completely missed the ball, oops! Niblick Mashie A scratch golfer, Pulled to the left You skied it!

Pushed to the right Better luck next time! Arnold Palmer A scratch golfer, And your caddie gets cross. Chip in Out of anger Out of anger Better luck next time! Brassie Walking over the putting green. Long irons Making a lot of noise And shank it. You got the yips Jigger Out of frustration Plugged lie in the bunker Fried egg Niblick.

Out of anger Tom Watson Texas Wedge Gary Player Feeling happy now, "Get in the hole!" Pulled to the left That's a gimme. Take a mulligan, Walking over the putting green. Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Win the Green Jacket Time to buy some new clubs Carrying your clubs To distract your opponent Fried egg "Get in the hole!" A scratch golfer, Start your backswing, take it slow. You got the yips You deserve a mulligan. Pulled to the left Completely missed the ball, oops! That's a floater. Out of anger Get a new Sand Iron Arnold Palmer.