Cockney Ipsum
See you later alligator
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Scarpa! On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Where's my old man?
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it!
Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle.