Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have!
Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook You muppet!