Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have!
You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered.