Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it.
You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle.
Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears.