Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa.
You muppet! On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble?
He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!