Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it?
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Right bin lids, On with the Titfa.
See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle.