Cockney Ipsum

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It's time to iron my Uncle

What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it?

Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me.

What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies.

Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed!

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa!