Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks.
Where's my old man? Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies.
Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle.
Right bin lids, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered.