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Cockney Ipsum

Let's get down to brass tacks

It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator.

Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed!

Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs.

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