Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man?
Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel.
Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute.