Cockney Ipsum

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It's time to iron my Uncle

Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today.

You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet.