Cockney Ipsum
Lad. Use your crust mate!
You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks.
Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me.