Cockney Ipsum
Now, you look Cream Crackered
You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies.
Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Right bin lids.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone!
It pens in here, Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies.