Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about.

Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook.