Cockney Ipsum
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving.
You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that.
Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel It pens in here, He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies.
Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks.