Cockney Ipsum
Let's climb those apples and pears
Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? It pens in here, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Scarpa! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies.
Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, It pens in here, Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears.