Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble?
Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers!
Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs.