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Cockney Ipsum

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Having a good rabbit and pork

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel.

Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs.