Cockney Ipsum

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I'll just ask His Nibbs

It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that.

Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed!

It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle.

Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You muppet! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber.