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Cockney Ipsum

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You're talking cobblers!

I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man?

Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone!

Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, See you later alligator. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this!

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it!

Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China.