Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, He's full of porkies.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle.
Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet!
He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? You muppet! What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies.
You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!