Cockney Ipsum

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Get up those Apples and to bed!

You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it!

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle.

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers!

Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel.