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Cockney Ipsum

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You made a pig's ear of that

Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs.

They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Use your loaf and think about it, Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears.

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber.

Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator.