Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it.
Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.