Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, On with the Titfa Scarpa! You muppet!
Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa!
Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about.