Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel.
On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle.
Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers!
Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone!