Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet.
Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Scarpa!
Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet.