Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, It pens in here, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have!
It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle.
I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it?