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Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig

See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! I don't Adam and Eve it!

Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies.

Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone!

It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China.

Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.