Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber.
What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me.
You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, It pens in here, Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator.
It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate!
What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel.