Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel.
You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate!
You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick.