Cockney Ipsum
You're talking cobblers!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash.
Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks.
I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it!
Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? You muppet! On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone!