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Cockney Ipsum

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Having a good rabbit and pork

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have!

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it?

You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China.

It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me.

Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that.