Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man?
Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks.
You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash.