Cockney Ipsum
He's full of porkies
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate!
It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it!
What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks.