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Cockney Ipsum

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Right bin lids

Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork.

Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, See you later alligator. You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed!

Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Come on my old China, Scarpa! Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me.