Cockney Ipsum
Scarpa!
What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber.
On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble?
It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Where's my old man?