Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man?
Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears.
Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa.
Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble?
Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving.