Cockney Ipsum
Scarpa!
Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China.
On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! You muppet! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! You muppet!