Cockney Ipsum
Use your loaf and think about it
Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble?
You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, Right bin lids.
Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone!