Cockney Ipsum

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Use your loaf and think about it

Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber.

It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, See you later alligator.

It pens in here, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Scarpa! Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, You muppet! Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs.