Cockney Ipsum

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Stick it up your Khyber

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash.

Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick.

What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man?

Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed!