Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Where's the trouble?
Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. See you later alligator. See you later alligator. It pens in here, It pens in here, He's full of porkies.
Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick.