Cockney Ipsum
Use your loaf and think about it
See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed!
What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.