Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook.
Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel.
Come on my old China, On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, You muppet! See you later alligator. Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Where's the trouble?
You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Come on my old China.
Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's my old man?