Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? You muppet! Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me.
It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!