Cockney Ipsum
You're going to have your barnet cut today
Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, You're talking cobblers!
You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it.
Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong!
What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong!