Cockney Ipsum
Where's my old man?
Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears.
Where's my old man? See you later alligator. You muppet! Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa You're going to have your barnet cut today. You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook.