Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, You muppet!
Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks.
Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Where's the trouble? You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here.
Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Where's the trouble?