Cockney Ipsum

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He's full of porkies

Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook.

It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me.

Let's get down to brass tacks. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it?

Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook.