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Cockney Ipsum

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Right bin lids

Someone has half inched your wallet. Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids.

Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that.

I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies.

Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this!

It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me.