Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? It pens in here, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone!
Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers!
I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it.
Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies.