Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork.
On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate!
Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel.