Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle.
Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble?
I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle.