Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong!
It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone!
Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here.