[?] Login | Register



Cockney Ipsum

Text: Paragraphs:

Lad. Use your crust mate!

Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs.

Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone!

Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies.

Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that.

Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator.