Cockney Ipsum
I'll just ask His Nibbs
See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! They're telling you pork pies.
I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China.
Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone!