Cockney Ipsum
Use your loaf and think about it
You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle.
Where's my old man? See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed!