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Cockney Ipsum

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig

Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it!

Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs.

You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone!

What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber.

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