Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it.
You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Where's the trouble? It pens in here, He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble?
I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving.