Cockney Ipsum
It's all gone Pete Tong!
On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash.
Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. It pens in here, Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Right bin lids.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle.
You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook.