Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa.
Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble?
Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, You muppet! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash.
He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash.
You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook.