Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Can you Adam and Eve it?
It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me.
You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.