Cockney Ipsum

He's full of porkies

Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate!

You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate!

What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies.

Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that.