Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have!
Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids.
Put on your best fiddle and flute You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber.
What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook.