Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! It pens in here, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies.
They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Right bin lids.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, Hand over the bees to me.