Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, See you later alligator. You muppet! Scarpa! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! He's full of porkies, You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa.
Can you Adam and Eve it? You muppet! Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash.