Cockney Ipsum

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You made a pig's ear of that

You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle.

Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.

Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about.

Come on my old China, Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving.