Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it?
It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet.
See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa.
Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that.
On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! On with the Titfa.