Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle.
Use your loaf and think about it, Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa.
He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Can you Adam and Eve it?
He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here.
Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook.