Cockney Ipsum
Where's the trouble?
On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! See you later alligator. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel.
You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator.