Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies.
Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa You muppet! Scarpa! You muppet! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Stick it up your Khyber. I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Use your loaf and think about it, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash.