Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. It's all gone Pete Tong! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this! Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs.
You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks.
It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers at this!
It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here.