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What is she rabbiting on about

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick.

Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears.

It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet.