Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, Come on my old China.
You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Lad. Use your crust mate! They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies.
You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa.