Cockney Ipsum

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It's all gone Pete Tong!

Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Where's the trouble?

Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it.

See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork.

Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Answer that dog and bone! Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You forgot your sausage and mash.