Cockney Ipsum
You forgot your sausage and mash
Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies.
He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook.
Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash.
What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it!
Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Where's the trouble?