Cockney Ipsum

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Hand over the bees to me

He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle.

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that.

Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Scarpa! Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook.

He's full of porkies, You muppet! You muppet! I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.