Cockney Ipsum

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You forgot your sausage and mash

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs, On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa.

Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet! Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving.

You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, It pens in here, Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook.

Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's my old man? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute.