Cockney Ipsum
Put on your best fiddle and flute
Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. On with the Titfa.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Put on your best fiddle and flute.
He's full of porkies, Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! It pens in here.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. He's full of porkies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, See you later alligator. You muppet! Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa.