Cockney Ipsum
On with the Titfa
Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids.
Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel.
What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! You muppet!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Come on my old China, He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate!
See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Pick up your plates and get moving. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed!