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Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed!

Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. Pick up your plates and get moving.

What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it?

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs.

Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Use your loaf and think about it, You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Where's my old man? On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.