Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears.
It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Where's my old man? He's full of porkies.
Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this!