Cockney Ipsum
You muppet!
Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa.
Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook.
Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Use your loaf and think about it, Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it?
You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man?
You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick.