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Cockney Ipsum

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See you later alligator

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China.

Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Can you Adam and Eve it? Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute.

Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Stick it up your Khyber. Someone has half inched your wallet. Can you Adam and Eve it? What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed!

Lad. Use your crust mate! Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble?