Cockney Ipsum
Hand over the bees to me
Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies, You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Hand over the bees to me.
He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed!