Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears.
Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies.
Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Right bin lids, You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
See you later alligator. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Where's the trouble? Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet.
You muppet! Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? Get up those Apples and to bed! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today.