Cockney Ipsum
It pens in here
Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Come on my old China, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash.
It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies.
You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs.
Answer that dog and bone! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. It pens in here, You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. See you later alligator. Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Scarpa! On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears.
Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong!