Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me.
Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble?
Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get up those Apples and to bed! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me.