Cockney Ipsum
Let's get down to brass tacks
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Right bin lids.
You're talking cobblers! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel.
What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook.
Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa You muppet! Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet!