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Cockney Ipsum

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It's all gone Pete Tong!

Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel I don't Adam and Eve it!

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that.

It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. You muppet! He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have!

See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa You're talking cobblers! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about.