Cockney Ipsum
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa See you later alligator. See you later alligator. Scarpa! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered.
On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Someone has half inched your wallet. Hand over the bees to me.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers at this!
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Answer that dog and bone! See you later alligator. He's full of porkies.