Cockney Ipsum

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You're talking cobblers!

What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it?

Get up those Apples and to bed! You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash.

Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

Lad. Use your crust mate! It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers hook.

Let's get down to brass tacks. See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, You're talking cobblers! Right bin lids, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick.