Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
Come on my old China, It pens in here, You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash.
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, Hand over the bees to me.
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving.
Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man? Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! See you later alligator. You muppet! You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!