Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers hook
I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today.
He's full of porkies, See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick.
Use your loaf and think about it, What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What knobbly biscuits you have! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed!
I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today.