Cockney Ipsum
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory
Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids.
They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man?
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers at this! You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, Put on your Weasel.
He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Where's my old man? I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Someone has half inched your wallet. Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today.