Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Hand over the bees to me, Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. Right bin lids, Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick.
Come on my old China, Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble?
What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong! Right bin lids, Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers hook Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa.
Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, He's full of porkies, What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China.
On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, You're going to have your barnet cut today. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, Now, you look Cream Crackered.