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Stick it up your Khyber

Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about.

They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone!

Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble? On with the Titfa Get up those Apples and to bed! You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. It's time to iron my Uncle. Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about.

Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers hook It pens in here, See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa!