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Cockney Ipsum

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What is she rabbiting on about

Stick it up your Khyber. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. He's full of porkies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Scarpa! Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man?

What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. Where's my old man? Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa What knobbly biscuits you have! They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about.

Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here.

Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this!

Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. He's full of porkies.