Cockney Ipsum
Take a quick butchers at this!
You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Get up those Apples and to bed! Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber.
Pick up your plates and get moving. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I don't Adam and Eve it! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet!
You're talking cobblers! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. You muppet! Come on my old China.
Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Lad. Use your crust mate!