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Cockney Ipsum

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Use your loaf and think about it

I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Where's my old man? Hand over the bees to me, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your Weasel Put on your best fiddle and flute You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Right bin lids, It's all gone Pete Tong!

What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're talking cobblers! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about.

What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator. Right bin lids, I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids.