Cockney Ipsum

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Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids.

You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Scarpa! You made a pig's ear of that. Now, you look Cream Crackered.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Right bin lids, You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate!

I don't Adam and Eve it! Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Let's get down to brass tacks. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers at this! Hand over the bees to me, Put on your Weasel Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're going to have your barnet cut today.