Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle.
You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Put on your Weasel Hand over the bees to me, Lad. Use your crust mate! Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's climb those apples and pears. It pens in here, Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it!
Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You muppet! Put on your Weasel He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! It's time to iron my Uncle.