Cockney Ipsum
Pick up your plates and get moving
You forgot your sausage and mash. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel It's all gone Pete Tong! Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa.
They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have!
They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's all gone Pete Tong!
Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! You're talking cobblers! They're telling you pork pies, It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, On with the Titfa It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about.
They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash.