Cockney Ipsum
You made a pig's ear of that
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel You muppet! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Where's the trouble?
Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Come on my old China, What knobbly biscuits you have! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet. Use your loaf and think about it, You muppet!
Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! They're telling you pork pies.
He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Someone has half inched your wallet. What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? Hand over the bees to me.