Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig
You're talking cobblers! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers hook Where's the trouble? Answer that dog and bone! You muppet! It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. Someone has half inched your wallet. I don't Adam and Eve it! Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies.
On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble? You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! It's all gone Pete Tong! On with the Titfa Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, Get up those Apples and to bed!
I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, You muppet! Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. You made a pig's ear of that. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone!
It pens in here, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it?