Cockney Ipsum
You made a pig's ear of that
Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this!
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's time to iron my Uncle. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa.
Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Use your loaf and think about it, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! He's full of porkies, They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! Can you Adam and Eve it?
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's my old man? Pick up your plates and get moving.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today.