Cockney Ipsum
Come on my old China
They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It pens in here.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork.
Someone has half inched your wallet. What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. On with the Titfa Put on your best fiddle and flute Where's the trouble? It pens in here, Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook See you later alligator. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Lad. Use your crust mate! See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa.
Put on your best fiddle and flute Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. He's full of porkies, Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Can you Adam and Eve it?
I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong!