Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! On with the Titfa Lad. Use your crust mate!
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