Cockney Ipsum
What knobbly biscuits you have!
Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it.
Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers! You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Use your loaf and think about it, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. I'll just ask His Nibbs.
On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Scarpa! Come on my old China, Answer that dog and bone! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! See you later alligator. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, He's full of porkies, Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You muppet! They're telling you pork pies.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Can you Adam and Eve it? It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber.
See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute.