Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You forgot your sausage and mash. Put on your Weasel They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! You're going to have your barnet cut today. He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You muppet! Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook Put on your best fiddle and flute Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Let's get down to brass tacks. Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It's all gone Pete Tong! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa! You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa Come on my old China, You're starting to get on my wick. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
On with the Titfa Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me, What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute You muppet! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone!
Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? It's time to iron my Uncle. You're talking cobblers!
Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash.