Cockney Ipsum
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone!
You're talking cobblers! Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Now, you look Cream Crackered. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? You forgot your sausage and mash. Scarpa! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Where's my old man? You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're starting to get on my wick. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You made a pig's ear of that. Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, It's time to iron my Uncle. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Someone has half inched your wallet.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Right bin lids, Answer that dog and bone! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Pick up your plates and get moving. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone!
You're starting to get on my wick. What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Can you Adam and Eve it?