Cockney Ipsum
They're telling you pork pies
You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers at this! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks.
Answer that dog and bone! Take a quick butchers hook You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, Can you Adam and Eve it? Let's get down to brass tacks.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!
Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. Where's my old man? Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies.
Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers!