Cockney Ipsum
It pens in here
Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.
Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Pick up your plates and get moving.
Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's get down to brass tacks. It's all gone Pete Tong! It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's the trouble? Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's my old man? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man?
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. They're telling you pork pies, Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. Answer that dog and bone! Get up those Apples and to bed! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It's time to iron my Uncle. It pens in here, It pens in here, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Stick it up your Khyber. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! Now, you look Cream Crackered. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Pick up your plates and get moving. Scarpa! Scarpa! Put on your Weasel You're starting to get on my wick. Pick up your plates and get moving.