Cockney Ipsum
Having a good rabbit and pork
Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Stick it up your Khyber. You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! Put on your Weasel Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this! You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Someone has half inched your wallet.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Right bin lids, He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, You're talking cobblers! Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Where's my old man? It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. They're telling you pork pies, Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Can you Adam and Eve it? You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Let's climb those apples and pears.
He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, I don't Adam and Eve it!