Cockney Ipsum
Stick it up your Khyber
It's time to iron my Uncle. Come on my old China, You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Stick it up your Khyber. Lad. Use your crust mate! It pens in here, Put on your Weasel.
It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies, See you later alligator. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers at this! Pick up your plates and get moving. What knobbly biscuits you have!
It's time to iron my Uncle. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Take a quick butchers at this! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Scarpa! Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, It pens in here, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Scarpa! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's all gone Pete Tong!
Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, You're talking cobblers! Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your best fiddle and flute He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You're talking cobblers!