Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
They're telling you pork pies, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Let's get down to brass tacks. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. I don't Adam and Eve it! On with the Titfa Scarpa!
Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Get up those Apples and to bed! Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook.
They're telling you pork pies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your Weasel Lad. Use your crust mate! You muppet! Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Stick it up your Khyber. Let's get down to brass tacks. You're starting to get on my wick.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! Come on my old China, You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook.
Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, You muppet! Answer that dog and bone!