Cockney Ipsum

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Lad. Use your crust mate!

Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. See you later alligator. Having a good rabbit and pork, It's all gone Pete Tong! Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! See you later alligator. Where's the trouble? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

You're starting to get on my wick. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, I don't Adam and Eve it! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's my old man?

Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. Scarpa! You're going to have your barnet cut today.

Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your Weasel You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Right bin lids, Where's my old man? You're starting to get on my wick. You muppet! Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Someone has half inched your wallet.

You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Use your loaf and think about it, Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute.