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Cockney Ipsum

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Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig

You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Hand over the bees to me.

You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, Let's climb those apples and pears. Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It's time to iron my Uncle.

See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Right bin lids.

Stick it up your Khyber. Where's my old man? Answer that dog and bone! Scarpa! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You forgot your sausage and mash. You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. See you later alligator. Right bin lids.

Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Take a quick butchers hook Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. You forgot your sausage and mash. Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? You're starting to get on my wick.