Cockney Ipsum

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Having a good rabbit and pork

Now, you look Cream Crackered. Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Lad. Use your crust mate! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, They're telling you pork pies, Come on my old China, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears.

They're telling you pork pies, I'll just ask His Nibbs, What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! Come on my old China, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Right bin lids, Right bin lids, Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, Someone has half inched your wallet. You muppet! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Use your loaf and think about it, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, On with the Titfa.

Someone has half inched your wallet. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. Right bin lids, Scarpa! Where's my old man?

Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs.

You forgot your sausage and mash. You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that.