Cockney Ipsum
Get up those Apples and to bed!
Having a good rabbit and pork, Stick it up your Khyber. Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers hook Put on your Weasel I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's climb those apples and pears. Use your loaf and think about it, He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, On with the Titfa.
Put on your Weasel It pens in here, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers at this! I don't Adam and Eve it! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Use your loaf and think about it, I don't Adam and Eve it! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're talking cobblers! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What knobbly biscuits you have!
You're starting to get on my wick. Lad. Use your crust mate! Take a quick butchers at this! It pens in here, You muppet! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your Weasel Use your loaf and think about it, Get up those Apples and to bed! You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears.
What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Lad. Use your crust mate! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.