Cockney Ipsum
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What knobbly biscuits you have! You muppet! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Let's climb those apples and pears. Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's the trouble? Come on my old China, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Scarpa! You're starting to get on my wick. See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Can you Adam and Eve it? Someone has half inched your wallet. Put on your best fiddle and flute On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Where's the trouble? Someone has half inched your wallet.
Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Put on your Weasel Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it!
You're talking cobblers! On with the Titfa Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's the trouble? I'll just ask His Nibbs, They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. You're talking cobblers! It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? He's full of porkies, What knobbly biscuits you have! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get up those Apples and to bed!
You're talking cobblers! Pick up your plates and get moving. You're talking cobblers! It's all gone Pete Tong! Scarpa! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel What is she rabbiting on about, It pens in here, On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Now, you look Cream Crackered.