Cockney Ipsum
It's time to iron my Uncle
Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Get up those Apples and to bed! Answer that dog and bone! Right bin lids, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute They're telling you pork pies, Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute It's all gone Pete Tong! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, You made a pig's ear of that. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Where's the trouble? Where's my old man? Put on your best fiddle and flute It pens in here.
Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Answer that dog and bone! What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! It pens in here, They're telling you pork pies.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's climb those apples and pears. What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Put on your Weasel Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, I don't Adam and Eve it! Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. See you later alligator. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel You made a pig's ear of that. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Scarpa!
I don't Adam and Eve it! You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Scarpa! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. Hand over the bees to me, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Use your loaf and think about it, Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! On with the Titfa Answer that dog and bone! Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa!