Cockney Ipsum

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I'll just ask His Nibbs

On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're talking cobblers! He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Stick it up your Khyber. See you later alligator. What is she rabbiting on about, Take a quick butchers hook Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa See you later alligator. Come on my old China, Pick up your plates and get moving. Come on my old China, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Right bin lids, They're telling you pork pies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Put on your Weasel On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered. Right bin lids, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.

I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers hook On with the Titfa On with the Titfa Right bin lids, Take a quick butchers hook.

Take a quick butchers hook You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies, It pens in here, Scarpa! They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're going to have your barnet cut today. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Someone has half inched your wallet.

Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, I don't Adam and Eve it! Right bin lids, What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Answer that dog and bone!

Let's get down to brass tacks. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! You're starting to get on my wick. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. On with the Titfa It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Can you Adam and Eve it? You made a pig's ear of that. You forgot your sausage and mash. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet.