Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Scarpa! Take a quick butchers hook Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What knobbly biscuits you have! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Lad. Use your crust mate! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. They're telling you pork pies, What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about.
Where's the trouble? Take a quick butchers hook Get up those Apples and to bed! Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's get down to brass tacks. You forgot your sausage and mash. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get down to brass tacks. He's full of porkies, Right bin lids, See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it!
Let's climb those apples and pears. It's all gone Pete Tong! It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! It pens in here, On with the Titfa You made a pig's ear of that. Pick up your plates and get moving. What is she rabbiting on about, You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! It's time to iron my Uncle. What knobbly biscuits you have! Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your best fiddle and flute.
Someone has half inched your wallet. He's full of porkies, Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your best fiddle and flute Pick up your plates and get moving. Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! You're going to have your barnet cut today. It's all gone Pete Tong! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Can you Adam and Eve it? On with the Titfa Can you Adam and Eve it? Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Someone has half inched your wallet. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! What is she rabbiting on about, You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick. You made a pig's ear of that. What is she rabbiting on about, Where's my old man? You muppet!