Cockney Ipsum
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Right bin lids, It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. I don't Adam and Eve it! Having a good rabbit and pork, Take a quick butchers hook Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! What is she rabbiting on about.
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Get up those Apples and to bed! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Stick it up your Khyber. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. You made a pig's ear of that. Having a good rabbit and pork, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Can you Adam and Eve it? Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! Lad. Use your crust mate! Pick up your plates and get moving. You made a pig's ear of that. You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today.
Stick it up your Khyber. On with the Titfa I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're starting to get on my wick. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Put on your Weasel Scarpa! Can you Adam and Eve it?
Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's the trouble? Put on your Weasel Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Right bin lids, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's all gone Pete Tong! They're telling you pork pies, You muppet! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Lad. Use your crust mate!