Cockney Ipsum

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Put on your Weasel

Pick up your plates and get moving. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! What is she rabbiting on about, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute You made a pig's ear of that.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Put on your best fiddle and flute Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Answer that dog and bone! Hand over the bees to me.

Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Answer that dog and bone! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Come on my old China, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your best fiddle and flute.

I'll just ask His Nibbs, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Come on my old China, You muppet! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa Come on my old China, Put on your best fiddle and flute See you later alligator. You made a pig's ear of that. They're telling you pork pies, Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle.

It pens in here, On with the Titfa You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. On with the Titfa Use your loaf and think about it, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Lad. Use your crust mate! Lad. Use your crust mate! I don't Adam and Eve it!