Cockney Ipsum

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Stick it up your Khyber

On with the Titfa Where's the trouble? Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Put on your Weasel Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.

You forgot your sausage and mash. What is she rabbiting on about, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. It pens in here.

Take a quick butchers at this! You're talking cobblers! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! You made a pig's ear of that. Answer that dog and bone! He's full of porkies, Get up those Apples and to bed! Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! What is she rabbiting on about, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Let's get down to brass tacks. You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. See you later alligator. It's time to iron my Uncle. I'll just ask His Nibbs.

It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! You're starting to get on my wick. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? You forgot your sausage and mash. Lad. Use your crust mate! What is she rabbiting on about, See you later alligator.

Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, Take a quick butchers at this! Someone has half inched your wallet. Where's the trouble? Use your loaf and think about it, Put on your Weasel Now, you look Cream Crackered. Having a good rabbit and pork, I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory.