Cockney Ipsum
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory
Take a quick butchers at this! Scarpa! Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. It pens in here, I don't Adam and Eve it! Take a quick butchers hook Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? See you later alligator. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Come on my old China, Having a good rabbit and pork, See you later alligator. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! He's full of porkies, Let's climb those apples and pears. Take a quick butchers hook Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. On with the Titfa Now, you look Cream Crackered.
Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. Where's my old man? Having a good rabbit and pork, You're starting to get on my wick. Having a good rabbit and pork, Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You muppet! Come on my old China, Right bin lids, You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa.
Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. They're telling you pork pies, You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! You made a pig's ear of that. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Put on your Weasel You muppet! Stick it up your Khyber. It pens in here, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. They're telling you pork pies, They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. You muppet!
What is she rabbiting on about, Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's my old man? It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers hook It's all gone Pete Tong! Use your loaf and think about it, It pens in here, See you later alligator. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.
Scarpa! Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's the trouble? Let's climb those apples and pears. I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your best fiddle and flute Use your loaf and think about it, It's time to iron my Uncle. Can you Adam and Eve it? Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Pick up your plates and get moving. Stick it up your Khyber. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Let's get down to brass tacks. Stick it up your Khyber. Come on my old China, Come on my old China.