Cockney Ipsum
Someone has half inched your wallet
Get up those Apples and to bed! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Can you Adam and Eve it? I'll just ask His Nibbs, Stick it up your Khyber.
What is she rabbiting on about, It's time to iron my Uncle. Having a good rabbit and pork, Right bin lids, Put on your best fiddle and flute I'll just ask His Nibbs, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Let's climb those apples and pears. Come on my old China, It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers hook Having a good rabbit and pork, It's time to iron my Uncle. Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your Weasel You're talking cobblers! Use your loaf and think about it, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Where's my old man? What is she rabbiting on about, I don't Adam and Eve it! You forgot your sausage and mash. On with the Titfa.
Stick it up your Khyber. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? Use your loaf and think about it, Stick it up your Khyber. You forgot your sausage and mash. They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! See you later alligator. On with the Titfa Take a quick butchers hook Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! He's full of porkies.
Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Now, you look Cream Crackered. What is she rabbiting on about, Pick up your plates and get moving. Pick up your plates and get moving. You muppet! Use your loaf and think about it, Answer that dog and bone! It's all gone Pete Tong! I don't Adam and Eve it! It pens in here, Use your loaf and think about it, Now, you look Cream Crackered. Where's my old man? Stick it up your Khyber. Having a good rabbit and pork, What knobbly biscuits you have! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! Stick it up your Khyber. Put on your best fiddle and flute You're talking cobblers! You forgot your sausage and mash. I'll just ask His Nibbs, He's full of porkies, It pens in here.
Answer that dog and bone! Having a good rabbit and pork, He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Someone has half inched your wallet. It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. It's time to iron my Uncle. It's all gone Pete Tong! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man? Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's the trouble? Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig.