Cockney Ipsum
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig
Scarpa! Where's the trouble? Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Hand over the bees to me, It's all gone Pete Tong! Get up those Apples and to bed! Take a quick butchers at this! Put on your best fiddle and flute Put on your best fiddle and flute Come on my old China, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! It pens in here, Can you Adam and Eve it? He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Right bin lids, Having a good rabbit and pork, It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Where's my old man?
Having a good rabbit and pork, You're talking cobblers! Answer that dog and bone! Lad. Use your crust mate! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Let's get down to brass tacks. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa!
What is she rabbiting on about, Answer that dog and bone! You forgot your sausage and mash. Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Someone has half inched your wallet. Stick it up your Khyber. You muppet!
Right bin lids, Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. What knobbly biscuits you have! Pick up your plates and get moving. It pens in here, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Let's get down to brass tacks. You made a pig's ear of that. Take a quick butchers hook.
I don't Adam and Eve it! Answer that dog and bone! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Where's my old man? Put on your Weasel Get up those Apples and to bed! They're telling you pork pies, It's time to iron my Uncle. Put on your best fiddle and flute Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's time to iron my Uncle. Take a quick butchers hook They're telling you pork pies, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, You're going to have your barnet cut today. You made a pig's ear of that. Get up those Apples and to bed!