Cockney Ipsum

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Lad. Use your crust mate!

Scarpa! It's all gone Pete Tong! Put on your Weasel Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook Now, you look Cream Crackered. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Get up those Apples and to bed! Lad. Use your crust mate! You made a pig's ear of that. Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers at this! You muppet! You're starting to get on my wick.

You muppet! Pick up your plates and get moving. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Pick up your plates and get moving. I don't Adam and Eve it! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? What knobbly biscuits you have! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Scarpa! He's full of porkies, Having a good rabbit and pork, Where's my old man? Let's climb those apples and pears. They're telling you pork pies.

Let's get down to brass tacks. Now, you look Cream Crackered. Put on your best fiddle and flute Now, you look Cream Crackered. Get up those Apples and to bed! It pens in here, You're starting to get on my wick. It's all gone Pete Tong! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Lad. Use your crust mate! Let's climb those apples and pears. Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!

Get up those Apples and to bed! Come on my old China, What is she rabbiting on about, Can you Adam and Eve it? They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers hook You're starting to get on my wick.

Stick it up your Khyber. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber. Use your loaf and think about it, Someone has half inched your wallet. You're going to have your barnet cut today. I don't Adam and Eve it! Hand over the bees to me, He's full of porkies, Where's my old man? You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Put on your best fiddle and flute Let's get down to brass tacks. Can you Adam and Eve it? Stick it up your Khyber.