Cockney Ipsum
Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf!
Scarpa! Where's the trouble? You muppet! It's time to iron my Uncle. Let's climb those apples and pears. Answer that dog and bone! Where's my old man? You're talking cobblers! Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, See you later alligator. Lad. Use your crust mate! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! He's full of porkies, Take a quick butchers at this! He's full of porkies, Can you Adam and Eve it? Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Answer that dog and bone! On with the Titfa Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Hand over the bees to me, What knobbly biscuits you have! Let's climb those apples and pears. Get up those Apples and to bed! He's full of porkies, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get up those Apples and to bed!
Answer that dog and bone! Let's climb those apples and pears. On with the Titfa What is she rabbiting on about, You forgot your sausage and mash. Come on my old China, Get up those Apples and to bed! You're going to have your barnet cut today. Can you Adam and Eve it? Take a quick butchers at this! Where's my old man? Where's my old man? You're going to have your barnet cut today. Answer that dog and bone!
You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. You're going to have your barnet cut today. On with the Titfa On with the Titfa.
You're going to have your barnet cut today. Pick up your plates and get moving. Having a good rabbit and pork, Answer that dog and bone! Someone has half inched your wallet. Come on my old China, Lad. Use your crust mate! Hand over the bees to me, Now, you look Cream Crackered. You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? What knobbly biscuits you have! It's all gone Pete Tong! Hand over the bees to me, Get up those Apples and to bed! It's all gone Pete Tong! You forgot your sausage and mash. Take a quick butchers at this! Where's the trouble? Scarpa! On with the Titfa He's full of porkies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's the trouble?
Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Take a quick butchers at this! Let's get down to brass tacks. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! You're talking cobblers! I don't Adam and Eve it! Get up those Apples and to bed! Where's the trouble? Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers hook I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, They're telling you pork pies, Take a quick butchers at this! Answer that dog and bone! Now, you look Cream Crackered. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers hook What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute Can you Adam and Eve it?