Cockney Ipsum

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Get some Sherbert down your Gregory

Scarpa! It's time to iron my Uncle. You forgot your sausage and mash. Answer that dog and bone! You're starting to get on my wick. Now, you look Cream Crackered. You muppet! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Having a good rabbit and pork, What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Having a good rabbit and pork, Come on my old China, Come on my old China, Where's the trouble? You made a pig's ear of that. Lad. Use your crust mate! What knobbly biscuits you have! You're going to have your barnet cut today. You're going to have your barnet cut today. Put on your Weasel You're going to have your barnet cut today. Come on my old China, Take a quick butchers at this! Stick it up your Khyber. Scarpa! Stick it up your Khyber. Take a quick butchers at this!

Scarpa! On with the Titfa You forgot your sausage and mash. Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Where's my old man? Where's my old man? Let's get down to brass tacks. Scarpa! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Take a quick butchers at this! Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. You made a pig's ear of that. You made a pig's ear of that. Hand over the bees to me, Put on your best fiddle and flute Take a quick butchers at this! You made a pig's ear of that. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook I don't Adam and Eve it!

Get up those Apples and to bed! You're starting to get on my wick. Where's the trouble? They're telling you pork pies, You're talking cobblers! Having a good rabbit and pork.

Let's climb those apples and pears. Scarpa! Hand over the bees to me, I'll just ask His Nibbs, Use your loaf and think about it, Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local!

They're telling you pork pies, Where's my old man? Come on my old China, It pens in here, What knobbly biscuits you have! On with the Titfa They're telling you pork pies, Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Stick it up your Khyber. Hand over the bees to me, Take a quick butchers hook Answer that dog and bone! What knobbly biscuits you have! You made a pig's ear of that. What knobbly biscuits you have! I'll just ask His Nibbs, You're talking cobblers! Take a quick butchers at this!