Cockney Ipsum
I don't Adam and Eve it!
Use your loaf and think about it, Take a quick butchers at this! It's time to iron my Uncle. He's full of porkies, Your barnet looks like a Syrup and Fig. Get up those Apples and to bed! Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, You made a pig's ear of that. It pens in here, Lad. Use your crust mate! Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! I'll just ask His Nibbs, Hand over the bees to me, You forgot your sausage and mash. You're starting to get on my wick. What is she rabbiting on about, Scarpa! Answer that dog and bone! It pens in here, You muppet! He's full of porkies, He's full of porkies.
Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Right bin lids, What knobbly biscuits you have! Lad. Use your crust mate! Can you Adam and Eve it? What is she rabbiting on about, Put on your best fiddle and flute What is she rabbiting on about, What knobbly biscuits you have! What is she rabbiting on about, Stick it up your Khyber. Stick it up your Khyber. He's full of porkies, It's all gone Pete Tong! You muppet! Take a quick butchers at this! Right bin lids.
Now, you look Cream Crackered. Hand over the bees to me, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. I don't Adam and Eve it! I don't Adam and Eve it! Where's the trouble? Hand over the bees to me, You're talking cobblers! You muppet! You muppet! Let's get down to brass tacks. Pick up your plates and get moving. Take a quick butchers hook Get some Sherbert down your Gregory. It's time to iron my Uncle. See you later alligator. Take a quick butchers at this! Lad. Use your crust mate! Right bin lids, I'll just ask His Nibbs, It's all gone Pete Tong!
Use your loaf and think about it, Pick up your plates and get moving. It's time to iron my Uncle. Scarpa! I don't Adam and Eve it! What is she rabbiting on about, Someone has half inched your wallet. Let's get down to brass tacks. Come on my old China, Use your loaf and think about it, Absolutely brassic - Yer 'aving a larf! Let's climb those apples and pears. You're starting to get on my wick. Let's climb those apples and pears. Hand over the bees to me, Hand over the bees to me, Can you Adam and Eve it? I don't Adam and Eve it! Put on your Weasel Take a quick butchers hook It's time to iron my Uncle.
Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig. Let's climb those apples and pears. Where's the trouble? Let's get down to brass tacks. Put on your best fiddle and flute What knobbly biscuits you have! Get your ones on, we're heading off to the local! Your barnet looks like an Irish Jig.