Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
What do points make? Prizes!
You were very right to call lower. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Lower than a Jack you say... Didn't he do well? You were very right to call higher. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Higher than a Jack you say...
You can change the card if you want to. What do points make? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. What do points make? Prizes! All right, my loves? Oh, you have cheered me up. You to answer the question first this time. You to answer the question this time. This is for the first game. You were very wrong to call higher. What do pounds make? Rich people!
Freeze! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! All right, my loves? You to answer the question this time. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Didn't he do well? Give us a twirl! Oh, you have cheered me up. I'm in charge! You to answer the question first this time. You to answer the question first this time. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You can shuffle my deck any day! You can change the card if you want to. Freeze! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Did you see them cut the cards? You were wrong to call And that gives you a free go. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards!
Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were very wrong to call lower. What do points make? Didn't he do well? And for the whole match... Nice to see you, to see you? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Higher than a Jack you say... I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.
Lower than a Jack you say... You were right to call We have our cards, all we need now are our players. You to answer the question this time. I'm in charge! You were wrong to call You get nothing for a pair! Give us a twirl! Did you see them cut the cards? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You can shuffle my deck any day!