Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
You can shuffle my deck any day!
This is for the first game. You can change the card if you want to. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You get nothing for a pair! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". We'll be back in a jack! Right, right, right. Don't touch the deck, Give us a twirl! Right, right, right. What do points make? Prizes! Did you see them cut the cards? We'll be back in a sec! You to answer the question first this time. Don't touch the deck, Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very wrong to call higher. Don't touch the deck, You were wrong to call And that gives you a free go. We'll be back in a sec! You can change the card if you want to. Do you have views on this? You were right to call You get nothing for a pair! You were very wrong to call higher. I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Higher than a Jack you say... You were right to call.
You were wrong to call The cards have been cruel tonight! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You were very wrong to call lower. You to answer the question this time. Lower than a Jack you say... I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You get nothing for a pair! You can change the card if you want to.
Lower than a Jack you say... It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You to answer the question first this time. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Didn't he do well? You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! You to answer the question first this time. What do points make? Prizes! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! We'll be back in a sec! What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
I'm in charge! Right, right, right. Give us a twirl! This is for the second game. Don't touch the deck, You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You can shuffle my deck any day! It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. What do pounds make? Rich people! Higher than a Jack you say... You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Higher or lower? The cards have been cruel tonight! Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were wrong to call All right, my loves? All right, my loves? Oh, you have cheered me up.
You were very right to call higher. You were wrong to call I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You to answer the question this time. And for the whole match... Did you see them cut the cards? Higher than a Jack you say... You were very wrong to call lower. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game.