Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers

Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm in charge! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Higher or lower? All right, my loves? Good game, good game! Lower than a Jack you say... We'll be back in a sec! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very right to call higher.

We have our cards, all we need now are our players. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Give us a twirl! Nice to see you, to see you? You were very wrong to call lower. I'm in charge! Don't touch the deck, You were very right to call lower. Don't touch the deck, Stick? You can't stick! We'll be back in a sec! You were right to call We'll be back in a jack! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You can shuffle my deck any day! I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very right to call higher. Do you have views on this?

You were very wrong to call lower. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! You were wrong to call By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! All right, my loves? We'll be back in a jack! You can shuffle my deck any day! This is for the first game. You were right to call What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week.

What do pounds make? Rich people! You were very right to call higher. Give us a twirl! The cards have been cruel tonight! You were very right to call higher. What do points make? Prizes! The cards have been cruel tonight! Wrong, wrong, wrong. The cards have been cruel tonight! You can shuffle my deck any day! Didn't he do well? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say... Nice to see you, to see you? And that gives you a free go. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You get nothing for a pair! And that gives you a free go. Didn't he do well? By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Good game, good game! What do points make?

You can change the card if you want to. Stick? You can't stick! You can change the card if you want to. This is for the second game. You can change the card if you want to. Freeze! We'll be back in a sec! Did you see them cut the cards?