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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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You get nothing for a pair!

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Right, right, right. And for the whole match... You were right to call Give us a twirl! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Higher or lower? Lower than a Jack you say... Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". We have our cards, all we need now are our players. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Stick? You can't stick! The cards have been cruel tonight! Higher than a Jack you say... What do points make? Prizes! Lower than a Jack you say... You were very wrong to call higher. Higher than a Jack you say... What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Lower than a Jack you say... Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh!

I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. What do points make? Prizes! Wrong, wrong, wrong. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! We have our cards, all we need now are our players. This is for the first game. Nice to see you, to see you? Right, right, right. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. We have our cards, all we need now are our players. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You can shuffle my deck any day! Stick? You can't stick! Freeze! Did you see them cut the cards? You can shuffle my deck any day! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Do you have views on this? What do points make? You get nothing for a pair!

Give us a twirl! You to answer the question this time. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. You were wrong to call You were very wrong to call lower. Higher or lower? You to answer the question first this time. Freeze! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers!

Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Good game, good game! You were very wrong to call lower. You were very wrong to call lower. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. We'll be back in a jack! Wrong, wrong, wrong. Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Lower than a Jack you say... You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. And that gives you a free go. All right, my loves? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

What do points make? You were very wrong to call lower. All right, my loves? You get nothing for a pair! We'll be back in a jack! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You were very wrong to call lower. You get nothing for a pair! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You were very wrong to call higher. Right, right, right. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Higher than a Jack you say... Cuddly toy, cuddly toy!