Bruce Forsyth Ipsum
Don't touch the deck
The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Higher than a Jack you say... What do points make? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. The cards have been cruel tonight! Right, right, right. You were very wrong to call higher. What do points make? Lower than a Jack you say... You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. You're going to freeze? OK - protect your cards! And that gives you a free go. You get nothing for a pair! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Didn't he do well? This is for the first game. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You were very wrong to call higher. We have our cards, all we need now are our players.
Lower than a Jack you say... What do points make? I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing. And for the whole match... Stick? You can't stick! Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Freeze! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. You can change the card if you want to. This is for the second game. Stick? You can't stick! Nice to see you, to see you? What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Good game, good game! You were wrong to call.
What do points make? Prizes! Did you see them cut the cards? This is for the second game. I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. Stick? You can't stick! Did you see them cut the cards? Give us a twirl! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. This is for the first game. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car!
Lower than a Jack you say... This is for the first game. By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! Did you see them cut the cards? The cards have been cruel tonight! Give us a twirl! You get nothing for a pair! What do points make? Prizes! Give us a twirl! By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but if you like things that come in pairs, here are my two little croupiers. What do points make? Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! Stick? You can't stick! Lower than a Jack you say... What do pounds make? Rich people! This is for the first game. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Cuddly toy, cuddly toy!
Nice to see you, to see you? What do points make? You were very right to call lower. The cards have been cruel tonight! And for the whole match... And that gives you a free go. The cards have been cruel tonight! Stick? You can't stick! Lower than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... Stick? You can't stick! You were very wrong to call lower.