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Bruce Forsyth Ipsum

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You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game

Did you see them cut the cards? Higher or lower? The best things in life all come in pairs - just look at my two croupiers! Lower than a Jack you say... What do pounds make? Rich people! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. Stick? You can't stick! The cards have been cruel tonight! You were wrong to call I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. Did you see them cut the cards? Wow!/Wowee!/Oooooh! I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. You were right to call Higher than a Jack you say... This is for the second game. I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing. Give us a twirl! Did you see them cut the cards? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. What a lovely audience! You're so much better than last week. We have our cards, all we need now are our players.

You can shuffle my deck any day! I'm in charge! Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Stick? You can't stick! Wrong, wrong, wrong. You were wrong to call Higher or lower? What do points make? We'll be back in a sec! You were right to call I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties. Higher or lower? Don't touch the deck, What do points make? Prizes! Don't touch the deck, All right, my loves? You were right to call I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. You were very right to call lower. Don't touch the deck, I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You to answer the question this time. Oh, you have cheered me up. Freeze! You were right to call Do you have views on this? Higher or lower? We have our cards, all we need now are our players. Higher than a Jack you say...

Lower than a Jack you say... Lower than a Jack you say... Wrong, wrong, wrong. It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Higher or lower? Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! What do pounds make? Rich people! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". This is for the second game. You were wrong to call Don't touch the deck.

Right, right, right. You can shuffle my deck any day! Freeze! Higher or lower? I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, but here they are, they're so appealing, come on dollies, do your dealing. I'm the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here's a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing. You were very right to call lower. Good game, good game! You to answer the question this time.

Nice to see you, to see you? Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back. You get nothing for a pair! You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game. Do you have views on this? It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Hang loose - we'll be back in a deuce! You to answer the question this time. What do points make? Prizes! Cuddly toy, cuddly toy! Give us a twirl! We'll be back in a jack! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". I'm in charge! I'm sorry to those who didn't make it to the main game. "Tough". You were wrong to call Give us a twirl! Do you have views on this? You were wrong to call Did you see them cut the cards? By the turn of this card, if you have £4000 or more you have a chance to go for the car! I'm the joker in the place, with four little aces who set the pace, and that is why I say with feeling, OK dollies, do your dealing.